> Elves Do It In The Trees
> by Bethel the Witch

>
> A noble knight was riding out;
> A maiden elf espied he.
> He clambered up an ancient tree,
> And came down most untidy.
> There were broken branches all around;
> 'Twas said to be storm or some disease.
> Well, take another look around--
> 'Cause elves do it in the trees!

> CHORUS:
> Elves do it in the trees;
> Elves do it in the breeze;
> Elves do it where they please;
> Elves do it in the trees!

> A maid was walking in the field
> And saw an elf a-dancing,
> And such great powers he did wield
> That they commenced romancing.
> He laid her down in a great oak tree,
> And lured her with his wiles.
> So great was that maid's ecstacy
> She could be heard for miles!

> CHORUS

> A faithful husband caught a glimpse
> In yonder tree above the well
> Of a group of naked elven nymphs,
> And he did fall within their spell.
> The bore him off into the boughs,
> And so entertained him in the trees.
> That wife of his still wonders how
> He got so chaffed between the knees.

> CHORUS

> A woodman's wife was snaring game
> Deep within a stand of spruce;
> By the dozen, elf-lads came,
> And so she found herself seduced.
> She came home late from that task
> "Seen ya any squirrels?" he ask.
> "No," she said, "but lots of nuts."