My favorite tune. A copy for you.Elves Do It In The Trees
by Bethel the Witch
A noble knight was riding out;
A maiden elf espied he.
He clambered up an ancient tree,
And came down most untidy.
There were broken branches all around;
'Twas said to be storm or some disease.
Well, take another look around--
'Cause elves do it in the trees!
CHORUS:
Elves do it in the trees;
Elves do it in the breeze;
Elves do it where they please;
Elves do it in the trees!
A maid was walking in the field
And saw an elf a-dancing,
And such great powers he did wield
That they commenced romancing.
He laid her down in a great oak tree,
And lured her with his wiles.
So great was that maid's ecstacy
She could be heard for miles!
CHORUS
A faithful husband caught a glimpse
In yonder tree above the well
Of a group of naked elven nymphs,
And he did fall within their spell.
The bore him off into the boughs,
And so entertained him in the trees.
That wife of his still wonders how
He got so chaffed between the knees.
CHORUS
A woodman's wife was snaring game
Deep within a stand of spruce;
By the dozen, elf-lads came,
And so she found herself seduced.
She came home late from that task
"Seen ya any squirrels?" he ask.
"No," she said, "but lots of nuts."
CHORUS
