My fellow Neverwinterians,You have been bombarded, bedazzled, barraged, and bored with the meager and transparent campaign promises by the rest... Now you will hear the honest truth. I will not insult you with empty lies and promises for your supposed well-being. Nay, I will submit to you a bold campaign platform which stresses the truth and honesty. Let's be realistic... I'm in this for me... not for you!

I am campaigning to be the next God-Mayor of Neverwinter. All will come to worship me and do my bidding. For reasons to elect me to this position, I will give you the following new Neverwinter daily rules. The days will be rotated around to keep you guessing. (Yes I know you can't change the rules, but like everyone isn't making un-realistic promises anyway)

1. Pearl Tax Day - 50% of all of your pearls are paid to me as tribute.
2. 2400 Baud Day - All must log on at 2400 Baud while I alone use 28,800.
3. Virgin Sacrifice Day - Self-explanatory.
4. NW & NWA Torture Day - All of the staffs' powers and privileges are revoked. Each must hook to a newbie for the remainder of the day.
5. Evil Day - All areas of the realm are PvP. Evil lavishes in the chaos therein.
6. Feeb a Newbie Day - This one is purely for the fun of it.
7. Cursed Weapon Day - You may only use cursed weapons for the entire day.
8. Good Day - All areas of the realm are non-PvP. Everyone falls asleep in the boredom therein.
9. Hug a Holder Day - That's right! You heard me. All Beholder combat must be without weapons! Hand to tentacle only.
10. Dwarf Admiration Day - All height jokes are forbidden throughout the realm.
11. Elf Admiration Day - Anyone without pointy ears must wear a hat.
12. Halfling, Hobbit and Gnome Admiration Day - Yeah right, be serious!
13. Human Admiration Day - All resources are drained from Neverwinter leaving it a lifeless continent. (Sit in awe of the deep message within this one!)
14. Black Magic Day - You may only use magic in combat throughout the realm.
15. Cold Steel Day - You may only use sword play in combat throughout the realm.
16. Teleportation Day - Forget sneaking around those annoying road blocks, I have a better idea...
17. NPC Day - All NPC's are given the ability to cast up to 8th Lvl spells.
18. Smooch My Royal Fanny Day - You can only enter NWN if you say something really nice about me.
19. Vault Vacuum Day - Enter your vault and you can't get out for the rest of the day.
20. Real Gender Day - The real gender of all players will be displayed. All the guys are disappointed to find out that there are no female players in NWN and they've been talking dirty to other guys!
21. Non-ESP Day - All esp's can be read by other players. Everyone get's absorbed in Catch-22. To tell, means you can't eavesdrop anymore. But how do you want to esp?
22. Really Invisible Day - Now when you cast the invisible spell, your icon really is invisible. No one, not even yourself, can see your icon in a fight. You wanted to be invisible!
23. CAD Penalty Day - You've all seen these chicken-hearted people. Now if you CAD, your hard-drive is erased.
24. Ooops Sucked In Day - You've seen these guys too. You're trying to gain experience and some rude little newbie leaches into your fight to drain half of your experience. All he's says is "Ooops, Sucked In :)" Well now if it happens, he is instantly teleported to the Sewers.
25. Pick of the Vaults Day - I go through everyone's vaults and take one item from each player.
26. Surprise Marriage Day - All players who get married on this day find out they are legally married in real life! (See Number 20 for further twist).

You may not like it, but at least it's an honest campaign. Show me someone who will keep promises for your benefit... Yeah right! You know I will keep these :)

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