Melloneamin,

I'm afraid I have some disappointing news about two members of TGC. You see, I have a TAC ghost that I use for spy purposes, and I was hanging around the hall when I overheard the following conversation. I can't tell you how shocked and dismayed I was to find out that Laer and Tael.... well here, their conversation says it all:

Tael: How goes your efforts to make Stongbow insane?

Laer: Great! I just put up a post recommending that all players in the city of Britain on Friday night be admitted to TGC. That should make him furious!

Tael: Don't forget, if they don't admit everyone, say it's because they won't let you on the council!

Laer: Yeah, that's a great idea. Ha ha ha!

Laer: Say, what's your latest post to make everyone crazy?

Tael: I'm trying to get everyone to upload a picture. Everyone except the complete illiterates like Bloodglade should be able to do that!

Lear: Yeah, it's amazing he manages to turn on the computer. Ha ha ha.

Tael: Hey, what's are latest plan to over-throw Tizer's facist regime?

Laer: Well I was thinking... wait... shhhhh

AT THIS POINT TIZER APPEARS WEARING A TERRIBLE HAIR CUT AND LITTLE MUSTACHE

Laer: All hail the supreme dictator!

Tael: Hail Tizer! Hail Tizer!

Laer: May we be allowed to lick your boots?

Tiz: Of course, mein peons... of course.

Laer: Speech! Speech! We must have a speech your ruthlessness!

Tiz: Very well... Last night, the Dreadlords dropped fireballs on TGC. So be it. Two can play at that game. If the Dreadlords drop 200, 300 and 400 fireballs... then in one night, we shall drop 2,000, 3,000, 4,000 and 5,000 fireballs!

Laer & Tael: ::::: applause :::::

Tiz: And if they mount a large scale attack in our cities... the we will wipe out their cities!

Laer & Tael: ::::: applause :::::

Tiz: The hour will come when one of us must crack... AND IT WILL NEVER BE THE GREY COMPANY!!!

Laer & Tael: Never! Never! Never!

Tiz: The Dreadlords are wondering.... they keep asking... "Why doesn't he come?" Be patient. Be patient! We are coming. We are coming!

Laer & Tael: Victory! Victory! Zeig Heil! Zeig Heil!

TIZER DEPARTS AT THIS POINT MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION

Tael: Why is it that only the two of us can see how derranged he is?

Laer: Yes, that goodness for us... and did you hear the rumor that he only has one....

AT THIS POINT STRONGBOW APPEARS

Cat: Tael! Laer! My two best friends! I love you guys! :::::Cat kisses Laer and Tael full on the lips:::::

Tael: Uhhh..... well.... ummmm... good to see you too, I guess.... Cat.

Laer: Polymorphs into a troll and tries to attack Cat.

Cat: Don't be upset mellon. Do you know what your problem is... you just need to find the lord!

Tael: Oh no.... :::casts recall, fails::: :::casts recall, fails:::

Cat: Don't run off Tael! Come on... sit here with Cat (pats his lap) Tell me what ails you? Do you feel loved?

Laer: Still desparately trying to attack Cat before the morph wears off... but the system freezes on him.

Cat: You see Laer? Love can conquer all. I love you Laer. Are you afraid to be loved. You will only find peace when you finally learn not to be afraid of love.

Tael: Cat... uhhhhh... I really gotta be going.

Cat: Take this lovely flower for instance (picks a daisy off the ground)... isn't it beautiful? All of nature is beautiful. You are beautiful Tael. And so are you Laer. Are you afraid of being beautiful?

AT THIS POINT LAER HAS PUNTED. HE HAS NO IDEA HOW LUCKY HE IS.

Cat: :::Tears in his eyes::: My good friend Laer has punted. I will miss him. I will miss you too if you leave me Tael. Are you going to leave me?

AT THIS POINT CAT PUNTS. AS IF IT IS THE UNIVERSES' WAY OF VOMITTING.

Laer: :::Having re-connected::: Okay, what did I miss?

Tael: I think we finally made Cat crazy. I think he truly went nuts!

Laer: Yes!!!!!!!!!! Okay... who's next on our list. We can't get Tiz yet... he has too many supporters still.

Tael: We can't get Bloodglade... he's already senile.

Laer: I know! Let's get TGray! If we take over his board... we can control all TGC communications!

Tael: Yes! He who controls the propoganda, controls the people! I don't know where I heard that... but it makes sense!

AT THIS POINT I STARTED TO LOCK UP SO I ONLY GOT THE FOLLOWING BITS AND PIECES

"First, we get on the council.... push Glade's wheel chair off a cliff.... expose Nal in a sex scandel..... Have Cori cut TGray off.... Then Tizer must fall... heheh... hahaha...".

Well that was all I got before I was punted. I was shocked. To think... all those nasty things that Cat has been saying about them for all this time, and it turns out he was right! And here we thought Cat was just a moody, grumpy, miserable bastard. Go figure?

I believe that this calls for immediate action. I think the council should have one of its secret star chamber meetings that Tael and Laer don't know anything about... and then post the holdings on the secret board that all of us use, except Tael and Laer because they don't know anything about that one!

All in favor... use our secret balloting procedure. You know the one guys... ::::wink::::

Bloodglade

(Deciding to pick on someone besides Cat... hehe)