[Around midnight, Camris sets up under the walls of Castle British. He tunes up his lute while glancing around for guards and sings:]

(To the tune of "We Three Kings")

We two kings of Britannia are,
Trying to find the true Avatar.
Thieves and PKs, where are my guards?
Probably at the bar...

Oh ooooh
Lag of wonder, lag tonight.
Lag so bad, I just can't fight.
While retreating, I am bleeding.
Is this worth nine ninety-five?

Lord British, well that is my name,
I am rich from the sales of this game.
Killed in Beta, by a traita'
Just you try it again...

Oh ooooh
Lag of wonder, lag tonight.
Lag so bad, I just can't fight.
While retreating, I am bleeding,
"Add the patch." "Is it ready?" "Not quite."

Lord Blackthorn, yes that is my name.
Lord British, well he is quite lame.
Moongates glowing, are you knowing,
Who is this guy named Starr?

Oh ooooh
Lag of wonder, lag tonight.
Lag so bad, I just can't fight.
While retreating, I am bleeding.
I'm paying nine ninety-five?

[He quickly Recalls away as a light comes on in the castle, carelessly dropping one of Tael's monogrammed hankies]