(sung to the tune of "Slinky")

They have food in their beards,
dirty noses and ears;
you can smell them a mile away.

They burb, they drink, their breath kinda stinks;
everyone knows their Naugrim.

Naugrim, Naugrim, short little knee bitin' guys.
Nuugrim, Naugrim, sure a sight for sore eyes.

<grin>