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This morning, a heinous crime was found committed in the Yew Cemetery. The caretaker of the cemetery, Thelonius Ashe, arrived to place wreaths on some of the graves of the deceased, only to find that EVERY body in the cemetery had been exhumed. Agents of the Royal Mounted Police are investigating the crime, but are thus far uncertain as to who or what may have perpetrated this dastardly act. Anyone who has information that might facilitate the investigation is asked to contact The Royal Mounted Police.

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> This morning, a heinous crime was found committed in the Yew Cemetery. The caretaker of the cemetery, Thelonius Ashe, arrived to place wreaths on some of the graves of the deceased, only to find that EVERY body in the cemetery had been exhumed. Agents of the Royal Mounted Police are investigating the crime, but are thus far uncertain as to who or what may have perpetrated this dastardly act. Anyone who has information that might facilitate the investigation is asked to contact The Royal Mounted Police.
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