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Scientists at a California Research Institute had recently begun an extensive study to answer a question that has been plaging humanity for numerous years now: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

I am not kidding, this is true. The researchers will be conducting an extensive study, comparing clothing styles, types, colors, brands, and all other factors examining how they effect weight perception in others. This study is expected to last approximately three years and cost about five million dollars.

The efforts of these scientists are consequently being applauded by all known communicable diseases throughout the world.

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> A little shift out of Brittania here.... > Scientists at a California Research Institute had recently begun an extensive study to answer a question that has been plaging humanity for numerous years now: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" > I am not kidding, this is true. The researchers will be conducting an extensive study, comparing clothing styles, types, colors, brands, and all other factors examining how they effect weight perception in others. This study is expected to last approximately three years and cost about five million dollars. > The efforts of these scientists are consequently being applauded by all known communicable diseases throughout the world.
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