A bug in yer pointy ears. Findin we did an ingeniously drawn map o' the location o' Calico Jack's lost horde. Arrr, but me crew's a wee bit blotto inna scuppers wit tha staggers. *wheedling voice* So mayhap ye fine strappin lads n lasses would deign to hep an old frail seadog dig up 'is loot. *eyes shine*
There be a curse on tha chest, or so say tha legends. A few imp kins an' a snake or two an' rich we'll be. An' o' course ye'll get the pick o' tha' loot. *tries to look innocent*
So wadda ya say ye Lords o' tha Woods. 'A' we go'a deal?
The Sea Foxx