> > have you read that song of Brethel the Witch posted by Coriadae? It sure is a good one, here's a copy of the tune:> > Elves Do It In The Trees
> > by Bethel the Witch
> >
> > A noble knight was riding out;
> > A maiden elf espied he.
> > He clambered up an ancient tree,
> > And came down most untidy.
> > There were broken branches all around;
> > 'Twas said to be storm or some disease.
> > Well, take another look around--
> > 'Cause elves do it in the trees!
> > CHORUS:
> > Elves do it in the trees;
> > Elves do it in the breeze;
> > Elves do it where they please;
> > Elves do it in the trees!
> > A maid was walking in the field
> > And saw an elf a-dancing,
> > And such great powers he did wield
> > That they commenced romancing.
> > He laid her down in a great oak tree,
> > And lured her with his wiles.
> > So great was that maid's ecstacy
> > She could be heard for miles!
> > CHORUS
> > A faithful husband caught a glimpse
> > In yonder tree above the well
> > Of a group of naked elven nymphs,
> > And he did fall within their spell.
> > The bore him off into the boughs,
> > And so entertained him in the trees.
> > That wife of his still wonders how
> > He got so chaffed between the knees.
> > CHORUS
> > A woodman's wife was snaring game
> > Deep within a stand of spruce;
> > By the dozen, elf-lads came,
> > And so she found herself seduced.
> > She came home late from that task
> > "Seen ya any squirrels?" he ask.
> > "No," she said, "but lots of nuts."
> > CHORUS
> > What do ya think? Not bad uh?
> *blushes* Nooooo not bad at all...
*Chuckles* Not bad is right!
