Pratical measures and the smelly Gaguunki Orc tribe

Well if most of the men have been wiped out and the women abound and you need more children. Well then the king is rather practical in ordering one man to keep six women.

*Looks over his shoulder*

Keep ye leggins on gentlemen! And ye hands where I can see them! *Grins* It may sound to you as if having six women all to yourself would be grand, but that is just until you give it a go.

Where I have my knowledge from? Well *Blushes* it is not one of my proudest tales, but it sure is instructive. You see I once live for a year with the smelly Orc tribe of Gaguunki. Believe me they were smelly! It was tradition there that male guests came to "know" all the women of the tribe before he left. Probably an arrangement to secure fresh blood in the tribe. By "knowing" they meant a great deal more than ye avarage school teacher does what he or she says: "Do you know what 1 and 1 is?". Well in the smelly Gaguunki Orc tribe 1+1 was always 3 and never ever two, if you know what I mean *Winks*

So once I understood this tradition I surely tried to sneak away, but to no avail. So to keep the skin on my back (litterally!) I followed their tradition as good as I could, while trying to figure out how to escape. I may say that it was not I, who wrote "The Pleasures of Orc Love" but it very well could have to say the least. In hindsight I must say, that Orcs are in all ways wild, but tenderness is not their speciality!

Ah well. As ye might imagine it can be entertaining the first night and the second, aye the third as well, BUT when you reach night number 20 without sleep and constantly getting to "know" new women it is all just too much of a good thing! At least for me.

So I urge you gentlemen to think more than twice before you turn your wishes for numerous women into reality. It is simply too much of a good thing and believe me: You can get too much of even the best of things.

He he, but I doubt, that you will believe me at all, so you will probably have to find out yourself.

*Grins*

-Edge

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> Well if most of the men have been wiped out and the women abound and you need more children. Well then the king is rather practical in ordering one man to keep six women. > Looks over his shoulder > Keep ye leggins on gentlemen! And ye hands where I can see them! Grins It may sound to you as if having six women all to yourself would be grand, but that is just until you give it a go. > Where I have my knowledge from? Well Blushes it is not one of my proudest tales, but it sure is instructive. You see I once live for a year with the smelly Orc tribe of Gaguunki. Believe me they were smelly! It was tradition there that male guests came to "know" all the women of the tribe before he left. Probably an arrangement to secure fresh blood in the tribe. By "knowing" they meant a great deal more than ye avarage school teacher does what he or she says: "Do you know what 1 and 1 is?". Well in the smelly Gaguunki Orc tribe 1+1 was always 3 and never ever two, if you know what I mean Winks > So once I understood this tradition I surely tried to sneak away, but to no avail. So to keep the skin on my back (litterally!) I followed their tradition as good as I could, while trying to figure out how to escape. I may say that it was not I, who wrote "The Pleasures of Orc Love" but it very well could have to say the least. In hindsight I must say, that Orcs are in all ways wild, but tenderness is not their speciality! > Ah well. As ye might imagine it can be entertaining the first night and the second, aye the third as well, BUT when you reach night number 20 without sleep and constantly getting to "know" new women it is all just too much of a good thing! At least for me. > So I urge you gentlemen to think more than twice before you turn your wishes for numerous women into reality. It is simply too much of a good thing and believe me: You can get too much of even the best of things. > He he, but I doubt, that you will believe me at all, so you will probably have to find out yourself. > Grins > -Edge
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