FAQ??

Dear Elves of Grey Company,

I read your big red warning that says you'll delete my post if these questions are already addressed in your FAQ section, but I don't believe your FAQ section addresses these questions:

1. What is the fastest land fowl?
2. After consuming six bowls of stewwed prunes, upon approaching an open flame, how many inches away before you become combustible?
3. How many pieces of clothing can you remove at the Silver Arrow before patrons start screaming, yelling insults, and launching ebolts at you?
4. Is that big stone throne by the standing harp in the Silver Arrow a seat for bardic competitions, or a seat for lap dances?
5. Is it true that Bloodglade's Kissing Booth at the Valentine's Day Festival is the most popular attraction?
6. In a related question to number 5 above, is it also the cause of severe illness?
7. Is gasiousness a quality you look for in your applicants?
8. Why the "grey" company? Why not tope? Muave? Chartruese? Hot Pink?
9. I understand that if I become an elf, my ears get pointy? Does anything else?!
10. On my application, where it says "what do you like about the Grey Company Elves" I answered: "They taste like chicken." Does this hurt my membership chances?
11. Do you really let anyone post any stupid thing on these boards, or does it have to have real value, like my post?
12. If accepted into the Grey Company, do I get a cool title, like Slayer of Hoardes, or Hell's Minion, or Satisfier of All Women?
13. Has this post been deleted before you even got to this question?
14. Do any of the members work for Hooters in real life?
15. What? UO? You mean this isn't a Diablo guild. Oh for cryin out loud... never mind.

--Old Glade
GM of Senility

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> Dear Elves of Grey Company, > I read your big red warning that says you'll delete my post if these questions are already addressed in your FAQ section, but I don't believe your FAQ section addresses these questions: > 1. What is the fastest land fowl? > 2. After consuming six bowls of stewwed prunes, upon approaching an open flame, how many inches away before you become combustible? > 3. How many pieces of clothing can you remove at the Silver Arrow before patrons start screaming, yelling insults, and launching ebolts at you? > 4. Is that big stone throne by the standing harp in the Silver Arrow a seat for bardic competitions, or a seat for lap dances? > 5. Is it true that Bloodglade's Kissing Booth at the Valentine's Day Festival is the most popular attraction? > 6. In a related question to number 5 above, is it also the cause of severe illness? > 7. Is gasiousness a quality you look for in your applicants? > 8. Why the "grey" company? Why not tope? Muave? Chartruese? Hot Pink? > 9. I understand that if I become an elf, my ears get pointy? Does anything else?! > 10. On my application, where it says "what do you like about the Grey Company Elves" I answered: "They taste like chicken." Does this hurt my membership chances? > 11. Do you really let anyone post any stupid thing on these boards, or does it have to have real value, like my post? > 12. If accepted into the Grey Company, do I get a cool title, like Slayer of Hoardes, or Hell's Minion, or Satisfier of All Women? > 13. Has this post been deleted before you even got to this question? > 14. Do any of the members work for Hooters in real life? > 15. What? UO? You mean this isn't a Diablo guild. Oh for cryin out loud... never mind. > --Old Glade > GM of Senility
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