He he, well judging from your L33T Sp34k I fear that Cudaeriel is right, but nevertheless here is the except from the FAQ, which speaks of how you might and just might become a member:

Q. How do I join your guild?

A. First off, you should read the section on Membership Applications in the guild charter.

After you've done that, if you still don't understand the process, here it is concisely:

1. Post your character history on th Silver Arrow board.

2. Visit us in Tel'Ruid in Ultima Online. If you cannot do that, please refer here.

3. Get to know us by talking with us at the Silver Arrow in Tel'Ruid.

4. After you've gotten to know the members better (which usually takes several weeks), you can mention you're interested in membership.

5. Be patient, continue to spend time with members, and hopefully someone will volunteer to be your sponsor. From there, your sponsor will tell you what happens. Most applications take at least two months, some as long as a year. We only take dedicated members.

-Edge