�How could you be captured?� demanded the Captain putting her hands on her small hips.

�Capt� ye saw those blasted unicorns they was everywhere. Me poison would not work on them says I.� Replied the burnt and torn pirate. �Plus shiver me timbers did ya see the Dragon it chomped on me over and over.�

�I saw you get captured and then run like a dog you scallywag.� Shouted the Captain. �We will never run these elves out with a display such as this.�

Turning her eyes on the rest of the crew of sea dogs she barked �Get these decks swabbed and tonight you will get no rum Oatly now get out of my sight.�